Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

the stars have aligned

For something lucky or very unlikely to happen.

"That new song we made has hit one million streams!"
"Oh how the stars have aligned!"

by theostarguyyy August 2, 2024

Rockstars/Stars

A common street name for oxycodone mostly referring to pressed (fake) pills with the imprint “M” in front and “30” on the back that contain fentanyl, methamphetamines, and various other substances and fillers.

Oxys are called blues, yerks, perc30s and most commonly roxcys thus the name “Rockstars/Stars.”

by chinotrappin December 11, 2023

5 stars

References the wanted system in GTA V. Used when someone says something mad sus.

Dude 1: "lemme hit that"
Dude 2: "That's a freshman bro? 5 stars"

by GTAVI December 13, 2023

joe Starns

A fine lookin man with a third leg better put ur girlfriend up when he’s around

Man he’s joe Starns put ur bitch up when he comes around

by Wouldent you like to know hoe December 14, 2023

joe Starns

A known o.G. from the 502 dudes, put their bitches up when he comes around and after he leaves he is all thats talked about.always the topic of conversation.

Don’t be no joe Starns men stop checkin out my chick

by Wouldent you like to know hoe December 15, 2023

Hearing stars

The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music

Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?

Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?

Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?

Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!

Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!

Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.

Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.

Person 26: word’ cum!

by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024