Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021

spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

by yawnses... January 10, 2026