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Soccer

Oh do you play soccer. No stfu go get a lire it's football
by Tobideak April 24, 2022
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Soccer

Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun
Shrek: Let’s play soccer baby!
Alexiana: Okay I’m down Shrek the father of my kids😏
by AlexianaLovesShrek November 21, 2022
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Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome
Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!
by Astromech0 February 28, 2022
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Soccer

A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.
Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer
by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019
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Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles
Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?
by Papabear845 August 14, 2022
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Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.
" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".
by saavy chimp April 9, 2024
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Soccer sweat

An asshole thats sucksthe dick of rustlord
by YT_rippa May 5, 2019
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