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sleep prints

The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.
Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.
by Frenchielove00 November 19, 2009
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Sleep Baggin

Sleep Baggin is when someone in a video game (Black Ops) lays down and camps at the same time.

Originated by Chronic Toniic
by ChronicToniic November 26, 2010
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Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.
Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'
by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018
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Sleep Juicer

Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.
Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!

Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.

Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.

Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!
by Samantha123lizzy September 24, 2016
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Sleep Inebriation

When you reach the part of sleep deprivation where you start to feel tipsy or even outright inebriated. Regardless of sleep deprivation's severity, you can feel either slightly tipsy or absolutely smashed, or ANYWHERE in between; however, it's generally more severe the further you slip into sleep deprivation. Sleep inebriation is usually in the form of scenes separated by unreasonable emotions such as apathy or sorrow, but can be a constant intoxicating feeling.
Guy1: BLARGH UNICORNS, MY NAME IS HITLER AND ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRANKLIN ROOSTERVELTS. I LOVE YAH MAN!
Guy2: ...how many have you had today?
Guy1: Meh. Not many.
Guy2: Buh?
Guy1: YOUR ARSES ASS AND I'M THE GRASS MAN PUNK YA HAVENTH HEATHEN!
Guy3: He's just suffering Sleep Inebriation, let him be until he passes out from being tired.
by dasscheisse July 6, 2011
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Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens
Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.
by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018
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Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.
- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012
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