Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.

I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.

by Stache Man January 8, 2015

idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Pizza sandwich

When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.

Sarah was so hot that night that josh ate her pizza sandwich till she came.

by Drkblglass February 28, 2018

candy sandwich

Snorting cocaine off the taint between the pussy and asshole after double penetration.

He didn't think the night could get any crazier until the girl let him eat a candy sandwich

by Vann Miles August 5, 2015

Mook Sandwich

When you perform the act of smoking weed and tobacco at the same time.

*Can also be accomplished by means of vaping*

Dude, he just hit a triple-decker mook sandwich...holy fuck.

by conkum April 19, 2019

Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.

Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".

by BallBag78 February 28, 2019

Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.

My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.

by Burt_Reynolds88 May 2, 2011