Spaghetti And Yogurt

Noun, Slur

An insult to chefs and kitchens worldwide. Considered to be one of the worst dishes throughout the food industry. Made by combining spaghetti, and vanilla yogurt. Do not consume under any circumstances.

Recommended actions when encountering a Spaghetti And Yogurt enjoyer:
•Murder
•Torture
Assimilation
Gose: I love Spaghetti And Yogurt, it is fine dining!
Nikki: *fricking kills gose* sigma sigma 🗿
by WhimsyKu January 21, 2025
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt
spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt
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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear
Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants
by Mrpenguin662 October 11, 2021
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Spaghetti Ho

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish
1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.
by Seabmoby November 17, 2009
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Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.
"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"
by ItsUrkel March 04, 2024
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spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
by GLT75 May 31, 2019
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