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Mr. Ross

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)
Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
by heyitzcam December 14, 2021
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eight minutes of ross

A drinking game centered around the contemporary classic sitcom Friends.

Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."

Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.
A: Do you know any drinking games?

B: Erm, do you know Eight Minutes of Ross?

A: I love Eight Minutes of Ross, I couldn't stand up the last time I played that!
by Szam May 18, 2011
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Rosse Martinez

Rosse Martinez is someone to die for. She is perfect and kind and funny and everything you could imagine in a dream girlfriend. She’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, talk things through when you’re mad, and tell you funny jokes when you’re happy. She may be a handful but it’s worth loving for. She may be mean on the outside but when you get to know her, She is the most amazing woman ever
by iloveRosse August 7, 2023
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Betsy Ross

This would be an F or flag on a report card!
My child got five Betsy Ross's on her report card
by The Ink Man April 19, 2024
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Rossed

To be confronted, usually in a manner of exeedingly high expections for a ridicules purpose
Man, I was rossed in the library today.
by HC Kuz May 9, 2015
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Ross

Female orgasm inventor, G-spot explorer.

The sickest cunt with the thickest junk.

Cock like a horse but fucks like a rabbit.

Ross is a Brolic muscular man with a toned six pack and a contact list full of women. Many women have tried to rape this man man but unlucky for them he beats women with no remorse.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with Ross but I can’t blame her though
Guy 2: Yeah same thing happened to me but I’d fuck him too
by SloppySecondsThe3rd January 20, 2024
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rossing it

Miss quoting a line from a movie within seconds of watching it.
*On TV* Captain Kirk: Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Ross: Haaaaaaaaaaaaahn!

Everyone else: Man he's rossing it again.!
by Brutal Entropy September 10, 2012
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