Owen is the sexiest man alive.
by _Bully_Maguire_ January 21, 2022

An outstanding person, that usually has expertise in football mathematics, and much more. He's very tall, handsome, and overall just a nice guy. Hes also overwise known as the Top Owen, or the great dean.
by Owen Kirby/ Heisenburg December 14, 2022

Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015

a great friend with even better hair very open and likes being around people he is also is smart and good at sports he is very funny lol
by kjearrhvjhb,jdbgvjwahfleabvj, June 1, 2022

A guy that has not much to lose he enjoys memes if you know a Owen mclain congrats you are 1 in 100,000,000 because he is only seen at a middle school 3/4 of the year
by Owen136 August 11, 2022

Pretty person: Oh my god I don’t know the answer to this problem. Arandom Owen from the classroom: The answer is 2!!
Pretty person: thank you, now what’s the answer to this?
Pretty person: thank you, now what’s the answer to this?
by odoggy February 26, 2019

by Acesucksballs October 22, 2023
