Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens

Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.

by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018

Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.

- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.

by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012

sleep bumming

when one who is partial to sleepwalking, whilst horny, accidentally bums another in their sleep. (male/female/sheep/ect) sleep bumming.

a prime example of sleep bumming would be a person suffering from sever sleepwalking, who had fallen asleep next to their best friend after consuming 3 viagra (for fun) this person would then proceede to "sleep bum"

by ineedtogetagrip March 11, 2010

sleep credit

Sleeping in until at least midday in the knowledge that you have a long wild night ahead of you.

Astrid- I have to go to Frank's party saturday night and get up for work the next day. fail!

George- Just get plenty of sleep credit on saturday and you'll be fine

by unico2525 June 23, 2011

sleep fighting

The phenomena occurrence of one engaging into hand to hand, close quarters combat during a deep sleep state. Often caused by lack of sleep, PTSD, and or lack of the consumption of cheese.

I woke up next to my wife, whom had been beaten severely. I guess I was sleep fighting again. The cops don't believe me though.

by Johnny Spencer Storm June 30, 2018

Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time

Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.

by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018