Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

Elephant Mario

When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.

It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-

"Goofy ahh Elephant Mario"

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Mario

Fictional Video Game Character

Mario saved the princess from the evil bowser.

by ( 0-0 ) No March 30, 2023

Mario

Mario is Mariolica

Mariolica uvijek i zauvijek

by Lo3001 November 21, 2021

Marios

A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god

Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years

by N I G E R S November 22, 2021

my super Mario bros movie poster

My secret weapon…

I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster

by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 11, 2023

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022