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dominant mafia

A feared and well respected mafia. they do contract killings , drug trafficking, firearm trafficking, prostitution rings, money laundering, racketeering, armed robbery , extortion and basically everything inda book that makes them cash. they are trained to be elite money getting killing machines. They also have legal businesses. They own restaurants, truck driving company, realty company , car dealerships and much more. they got lawyers,doctors,school presidents , police officers, judges etc in there mafia. they have a code of secrecy and loyalty that makes it hard to even prove they exist.
Them dominant mafia members are crazy! My friend says he had evidence they existed and he disappeared the next day...
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
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Midget Mafia

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"
by Dathom February 2, 2025
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Eastside Mafia Gangsters

Eastside Mafia Gangsters or ESMG is a 4 point street gang that originated in Malden and Methuen Massachusetts they are known to be extremely violent they're known for vicious assaults and stabbings,home invasions, armed robbery, arms trafficking,extortion,drug dealing,and arson they are known to sport the colors black and orange along with white there are two founders to the set Eastside Mafia Gangsters are known to be at war with trg,tiny raskal gang along with Maplewood/Mw/M-Dubb and the Asian street Walkers/ASW/A -S Dubb
You been out to Malden or Methuen them Eastside Mafia Gangsters are everywhere taking over
by EASTSIDE MAFIA GANG-5.13.7 April 10, 2024
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Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"
by JarHead773 March 8, 2022
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Mafia Mystery Community

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
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Fake Mafia

Fake mafia means allu arjun The one who maintains fake websites and pr team his favorite animal is fox
by alluarjun hassan June 20, 2022
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