by Marko MacGyver September 26, 2023

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.
While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.
by S. McCormick April 7, 2021

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.
Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew
You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit
by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023

by softboi_iida January 16, 2021

Jimothy: Ey who killed Papa Lardo?
Timbson: It was the Ethiopian Mafia.
Subscribe to youtube.com/theraiders unless you wanna die under the power of the Ethiopian Mafia
Timbson: It was the Ethiopian Mafia.
Subscribe to youtube.com/theraiders unless you wanna die under the power of the Ethiopian Mafia
by TAO OF URGE September 27, 2019
