Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.

John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.

Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024

The special chocolate milkshake

When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake

I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!

by TheDummyBummy March 16, 2024

mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.

I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.

by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024

Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

Donald Trumps ejaculate

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024

Lemonade fudge milkshake

When u piss and shit in her mouth after she gives u head and u mix all 3 of them in her mouth

Man: AMBUSSING
Woman: About time u finally do that!
Man: Done! Anyway, I’m going to piss and shit in ur mouth, I wanna create a lemonade fudge milkshake!
Woman: What?!?
Man: Yessir!!! 😎😎😎

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024

Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.

Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.

by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024