Dinner Larry

Men who invite women to dinner hoping to get laid, but don't succeed and end up going home alone. Some women take advantage of this.

A: So did you see Susan last night?
B: I did, but she just weht home after we had dinner.
A: Dude, you're a total Dinner Larry.

by Peter Snyder December 25, 2019

Let's do it the larry way

When a gay couple has to hide their relationship, so they find a stunt Person to be 'straight'

"no one can know about our realtionship, so let's do it the larry way"

by Spookyscaryboob August 25, 2021

Larry Wheel'd

When your girl queefs in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes you up.

Alyssa, Tobias is cheating on you. Get Larry Wheel'd

by CJ Dupris March 8, 2022

Larry

A form of gay Sicilian buttfucking where a quart of extra virgin olive oil is injected into one partners asshole before the other partner buttfucks him.

Those two guys sure bought a lot of olive oil. They must be giving each other a Larry.

by Hoserhead February 25, 2018

Project Larry

A project started in 1996, this was an undercover operation to train an average human to be able to emulate people perfectly. The children called "Larry" had two parental units, two siblings, a cat, and a dog each. A few years into the program "Larry" was diagnosed with social difficulties, which made it extremely difficult for them to emulate efficiently. Growing up, they were able to emulate voices, personalities, and quirks of other people down to a point. The program was shut down in 2010 after Barack Obama took office and shut down the program. It is rumored that a few "Larry" still exist today.

Tim: Did y'all hear bout that project Larry?

Bob: Tim shut up y'all be sounding like nutty nick down at the bar on Tuesday evenin! Ain't no such thing as Project Larry

Tim: I'm tellin y'all it's real! I met a Larry yesterday.

Bob: surrrre you did Tim... Now go get me and you a beer!

by LetMeMakeAUsername! August 11, 2017

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

Larry Capara

Larry is a mighty god from the Nordic mythology. He can do anything. Yes. Larry is the ruler of the solar system. He decides who will die and who will leave. The Larry Nordic god is a real god objectively. It's a fact. He was born in 8000 before count.

Larry Capara is mighty and strong.
I'm a smart person = I believe in larry

by anonymous December 28, 2020