When you are having sex and feel like you are going to ejaculate; you taze yourself with a cattle prod. This will cause you to ejaculate and shit on your partner simultaneously.
by Sicktwistedman69 February 27, 2016

When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.
Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
by tsaltsal June 5, 2018

Jerry Springer, the legendary American TV host, has died at the age of 79.
His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.
Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.
Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

he has a massive you know what brobaly bigger than big chunngis no one know exactly how big its actuly is but its bigger than most things
thatsa jerry alright
by billyboi33 January 31, 2019

by 12bab January 20, 2018

Jerry is the best guy ever. He's got his own personality and he's not afraid to be himself. He's very caring and treats his girl like a princess. He makes a great best friend and always looks out for the people he cares about. He's hilarious and knows how to make his girl smile. He's stubborn and he's proud of it
by Jenny508 March 2, 2019
