January 8

the most smartest persons where born on january 8! So if you're born on january 8 it seems that you are a very smart person :)
btw if you're reading this on your birthday a very happy birthday from me to you

boy 1: ''hey do you know her she seems so smart.''
boy 2: ''yeah because she's born on january 8''
boy 1: ''oh that makes sense!''

by im_not_james_bond January 4, 2022

6th January

Today is a very special day when you hum the mid-air today!!!

(Should be great fun)

Lad: *humps mid-air
Lad-2: What was that for?
Lad: 6th January??
Lad 2: Ohhh yeah! *humps mid-air

by EveryDayIsAGoodDay January 6, 2022

January 10

January 10 is national "buy a hatsune miku figure to your lgbt friend" day

"Look! I got you a Hatsune Miku figure because it's January 10!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my house Johnny it's 2am"

by im high while writing these January 9, 2022

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

12th of January

Give head to your boyfriend u too they are dry, give a 3 minute rest between orgasms

Oh look it’s the 12th of January! Go get your boyfriend.

by Mr Monkeyman3000 January 10, 2022

January 14

National have sex with your significant other day

we had sex on January 14th
you must really love each other

yes

by amongus man January 12, 2022

January 17

January 17th, National kiss your girl day! Tell her you love her!

January 17th, the day you grab your girl and kiss her!! Don’t be scared. Tell her you love her also

by Kk :/ January 16, 2022