dirty hossy

the act of getting ones backdoor ate whilst bent over eating shredded cheese from the refrigerator

person a: why does ryan look so tired today
person b: he was up all night giving sam dirty hossys again

person a: wow that must be true love

by fecalfinesser September 21, 2023

Verbal hostage

when you are confronted with a conversation you feel obligated to have that carries on and dont want to have but dont want it to effect your daily life Synonyms: word rape, non consensual connversation

sorry that took a while i was being held verbal hostage.

by Skunkfourtwenty November 29, 2023

podio host

Person who hosts both a podcast and a radio show.

Dan Bongino is a conservative podio host.

by NOTAWFL December 13, 2024

Restaurant Host

A restaurant host has quite the responsibility. If you answer the questions correctly, hosting will be your calling.

A restaurant host...

by Hatima August 9, 2025

A hostage situation

That I did not create. You CHOSE a hostage situation. You chose the dystopian harassment for ME even if it is only happening to me (which it isn't and if the impact has lessened that's another thing for which I'm not being given credit) you CHOSE that and now YOU WANT ME to chose... The thing YOU want to happen. You want me to chose to walk away emptyhanded without you having to interact with me and then never retaliate for the rest of my life. DO I OWE YOU A FAVOR, BITCH!? ARE WE FRIENDS!? WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!? Do you want me to drive your pregnant wife to the hospital for you too? You need a babysitter? How about a foot-rub? That is how HE thinks at a fundamental level! I'm here to serve him and when he steals from me, I also need to make the choices he wants me to make. I'm his servant! That's what it is. I'm doing this guy favors because I owe him something. I either murder kids are his discretion or he locks me up for an "unsanctioned child murder." You got the SANCTIONED ones where he orders a drone strike on you house and then you go the UNSANCTIONED ones where they steal a guys dissertation and that guy stabs a little girl to death in a gas station because what, are you never going to bring your kids to a gas station? THAT is one of the unsanctioned one. So HERE I got to make an appeal to get my child murder sanction by the government.

Hym "And the appeals process is a NIGHTMARE because they just bark the things you say back at you like a parrot. You almost need to carry crackers around I your pocket. And we are just best friends all of us. But usually to get sanctioned you need to get fired explicitly for murder but I just designed the AI they are going to use to make your lives dystopian nightmares. And really it's racist! If I was a JEW... HE WOULD HAND ME THE GUN AND PAT ME ON THE BACK! And then he would GIVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS for the inconvenience of making me have to walk a couple of steps to grab the money from them. It really is absurd. It's almost unbelievable that a hostage situation doesn't work on the Jews! You'd think the would just be like 'Oh god no! Please! Take my kids instead! Here! Here are the keys to my house and car! Don't forget my wallet sir!' Heheheh... JooOooOoooOoos!"

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

5 Star Hostels

The 5 Star Hostel Award is the highest standard for hostels. All Hostels awarded with 5 Stars fit the transparent criteria of being 1) sustainable, 2) superb design, 3) unique, 4) social character, and 5) great staff. This combination of characteristics assures a fantastic hostel experience. The concept of 5 Star Hostels is unique to Hostelgeeks.

STAY Hostel Rhodes is a 5 Star Hostel, due to transparent 5 Star Hostels criteria by Hostelgeeks.

by RawBackpacker July 24, 2016

put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

by katdamnit May 19, 2016