tight grapes

when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion. That is when you get the tight grapes.

by wweedpasta July 18, 2023

Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet

Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.

by Nipple Knockers May 18, 2025

Grape em

Used in team style video games, most often in Call of Duty Warzone. It means to kill another player in the game in a enthusiastic and sometimes absurd fashion.

“They’re trying to get away in the helicopter. I’m gonna grape em with a C4.”

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 March 07, 2021

Fishing for grapes

When a girl sucking on ya balls and she takes a nibble, you yank her up

Bill: yeah suck on em harder.. OW
*yanks her up*
Bill: what are you doing? Fishing for grapes?!

by Dickbuttasshole1 May 03, 2023

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013

Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024

gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 April 05, 2018