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body positivity

A great idea, horrible execution. People normalizing unhealthy weight, especially being plus sized. Body positivity is meant to promote healthy bodies, normalizing insecurities that do not affect ones health such as hip dips, promote a healthy diet/weight loss, recognizing a petite person doesn't mean they have anorexia, recognizing that a larger person or someone with belly rolls is normal, and overall just not caring so much about looks and being extremely skinny or following the beauty standard for bodies (ex. western; fat ass big boobs and small waist, china; imposibilly petite). However body positivity is instead being used as an excuse to normalize being an unhealthy weight, especially large. Yes there are larger people existing while still maintaining a healthy diet and healthy exercise however they should not be abnormally large. It is sad to see our youth being obese but it is also a reflection of us and we should really realize what we are doing with ourselves first instead of blaming it on everyone else.
Wow that person is so fat
No they aren't, we need to promote body positivity
No they are an unhealthy weight, clearly, don't you see their width is larger than their height?
by Lovezxly February 24, 2024
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freefaller position

the sleeping position in which you lay flat on your stomach with your upper chest on the pillow and your arms above your head, legs straight.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.
"the freefaller position is good for back pain."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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lean position

Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.
"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"

from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008
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Addition Position

A 5-some position

A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.

The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)

The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)

Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
Man last night I had ur mom, sister, aunty and grandma over, got into the addition position, best night ever
by Skucnal April 23, 2018
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top
He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.
by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022
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Bronco position

The bronco position is commonly found in the south and is where a buckle bunny and a horny cowboy decided to have sex on a horse. They first get on the horse naked and the cowboy inserts his penis in the girls ass and then whips the horse causing it to buck like a bronco as they try to stay on for eight seconds.
Did you hear Jenny and Forest did the bronco position? They said it was one hell of a ride.
by Eston555855 November 23, 2020
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