Digital illness

Is a mental disorder that was created because of social media. People with Di usually show more concern with their digital life over their reality. These people will create fake personalities to fit in, they will attack and abuse people online and sometimes they end up harming their real life relationship by putting their social media over their loved ones. Many of these people have put their own relationship issues out or even seemed attention by using their kids. Some of these people will scam if they had to, they will ask for help knowing they will get it even if they don't need it. Di can be very dangerous if you csnt awe that you have this illness, but if you are very aware of it that's good because you can catch it before it becomes a serious problem. Stress and a bad social life can pull you into wanting to remain on social media, this can pull you into a deep Di poorly.

Skollars Digital illness made him dox a woman because she didn't text him back.

by Tv head February 12, 2024

digital catcall

When an acquaintance who follows you on Instagram repeatedly likes or throws love heart eyes and/or flame react emojis exclusively to photos of you in Stories. Other than these interactions there is no conversation, making the behaviour essentially an unwanted whistle.

Ugh! Pierce has been digital catcalling me for over a week now. I don't get it... he has a girlfriend!

by spf50 August 11, 2023

digital worker

A worker who uses any manner of modern technology to be more productive and efficient.

Today's digital worker is connected to information and resources in a way that was inconceivable even 10 years ago.

by Buckster1001 February 10, 2016

Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).

" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!

by Sebastian Agner December 06, 2024

Digital spliff

Hitting a nicotine vape and a thc vape at the same time

Let me hit the digital spliff
The act of hitting a weed pen and tobacco pen at the same time

by Romtuggeri June 04, 2023

digital flash

the action of sending unsolicited images of one's genitals to an unsuspecting victim

"Roger's been digital flashing all week, he's surprised that all the girls think he's a creep!"

by ReggieKalamir December 12, 2023

Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.

My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.

by Kittykitty12 February 08, 2019