live definition

Live definition (LD) refers to seeing something in person instead of watching it on TV. It's a spin off of its standard and high definition TV counterparts. LD is usually considered superior to HDTV.

You watching the game in high definition this weekend?
No, I'll watch it in live definition.

She looks hot in HD.
She'd look even better in LD.

by trombonekenny January 4, 2009

scud deflectors

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.

Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.

by T-Rent December 11, 2007

limp defender

The state of a man's penis that is in-between the hard and soft state. During this time the penis is hard enough to defend the scrotum sac, but limp enough to dangle around. The male's hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. The reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his sexual thoughts or something of the sort. For example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.

Bob: "Im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school"

Bob's boss: "Hey kid get your head out of your ass. We have work to do"

Bob: "Well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so I have a limp defender"

by Big O 392 April 8, 2009

Song Deficient Disorder (SDD)

1. The disorder that causes a constant switching of songs while listening to a song or piece of music.

2. The inability to listen to a song or piece of music all of the way through.

3. The constant urge to change to another song before listening to a current song all the way through.

I could have really enjoyed that song if he hadn't changed it to the next one before it was even half of the way finished. He must have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD).

I hate listening to music with her. Her Song Deficient Disorder (SDD) gets on my nerves!

I think I have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD). I can't listen to a song more than a minute without feeling the urge to change it, even if I love the song.

by twheel September 13, 2010

Word deflation

The phenomenon that occurs when a powerful descriptive word becomes popular and then loses its power though repetition and incorrect use. The word awesome was once reserved for sights like the Niagara Falls and accomplishments like climbing Mt. Everest, but now it can be appropriately used to describe a really good sandwich. Word deflation ultimately requires using or inventing an even more powerful descriptive word to gain the previous effect of the now deflated word. A car crash must be horrific if taking a really long time to find a parking spot is horrible.

I knew the word epic had suffered major word deflation when Kaylen used it to describe the results of his last trip to the bathroom.

by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011

Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy

Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"

by Arthur Henning September 30, 2011

Playing Defense

When you stay sober at a party and make sure your drunk friends don't hurt themselves

Jack: Bro, I think Tim is about to puke! Someone needs to help him.

Josh: Don't worry dude, Michael is playing defense. He will help him out

by Trap Berg February 4, 2015