A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"
"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."
"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
by Brock, Dirty Sanchez, Otten October 04, 2007
The act of engaging in anal intercourse and the women defacates on the man's penis. Then, she sucks the feces of the man's penis as if it was a choclate bar.
by g snott's peak March 20, 2009
The process of sticking your cock, finger, toe, tongue, nose, and/or fist, in a woman's (or man's if your into that kind of thing) anal cavity and heaving your whole body in a circular motion.
Steve gave Catherine/Carl a Chocolate Swirl that was so intense it tore a hole the size of a grapefruit that continuously bled and became quite infested with bacteria, fungi, crabs, yeast, and pubic hair; and discharge. Eventually leading to her/his sexual demise and rue.
by dairy whore 6969 February 15, 2008
removing a shower head, adding some poop, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker
After he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.
by RadMDMarc December 08, 2008
by kimmmmmmmmmay June 03, 2009
by Zayne the pussy pain December 31, 2015
when the tongue of a human being has being inserted into the anus and then dragged across the geish area between the anus and the testicles or pussy and asshole only to be licking the pussy or a sucking of the cock.
by Bails.One November 28, 2005