Carpet muncher

A women who is attracted to another women

Maddison you’re such a carpet muncher

by Will_rice June 19, 2018

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks

Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.

Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.

by johnwhat6 November 17, 2024

Fancy Carpet

Slang for a fursuit, coined by youtuber Odin Wolf

"I just got my first Fancy Carpet I'm so excited!"
"I'm saving up to get my Fancy Carpet"

by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021

Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina

Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.

by EnemyInfantry August 31, 2013

Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

carpet

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.

Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)

by pistol mike January 22, 2023