Bowling for Chocolate

The act of sliding testicals into someone asshole. Thus covering the testicals in shit.

Jesus tossed his balls in Pepe's ass. Dude was bowling for chocolate!

by Mythical Sausage January 5, 2009

chocolate bar

The act of engaging in anal intercourse and the women defacates on the man's penis. Then, she sucks the feces of the man's penis as if it was a choclate bar.

Man: Hey, babe you want a chocolate bar.
Woman: As long as it is king size.

by g snott's peak March 20, 2009

Chocolate Swirl

The process of sticking your cock, finger, toe, tongue, nose, and/or fist, in a woman's (or man's if your into that kind of thing) anal cavity and heaving your whole body in a circular motion.

Steve gave Catherine/Carl a Chocolate Swirl that was so intense it tore a hole the size of a grapefruit that continuously bled and became quite infested with bacteria, fungi, crabs, yeast, and pubic hair; and discharge. Eventually leading to her/his sexual demise and rue.

by dairy whore 6969 February 17, 2008

chocolate fondue

removing a shower head, adding some poop, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker

After he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.

by RadMDMarc December 17, 2008

chocolate stinger

a penis that has poop all over it

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!

by derek January 2, 2003

chocolate santa

An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair

"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"

by kimmmmmmmmmay June 2, 2009

Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened

I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her

by Zayne the pussy pain April 11, 2016