Buffalo

A once prospering city in Western New York State that has been hopelessly reduced to a rotting, smelly, crime-ridden pile of shit; thanks in part to a Mayor with the intellect and mannerisms of Bullwinkle the Moose. He continually shrugs his shoulders in awe of his own ineptness, and keeps a stack of index cards with his standard "spin" responses to any substantive questions.
Buffalo is going nowhere but down, because no politician wants to get his/her prints on this trainwreck. If you find yourself traveling the I-90 towards Buffalo, just keep on driving.

Mathematical formula:

Mayor of Buffalo X 3 terms divided by number of jobs lost squared, subtract 54 percent in population drop, add political stupidity and corruption to an exponent of 50 = The stench that is the city of Buffalo

by beastfan August 12, 2004

sex-buffet

A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky sex.

When I picked up the PBR at the liquor store I also grabbed a box of slim jims for the sex-buffet.

by peppermint soap October 13, 2006

buffer

The chick(s) who sucks the porn stars' dicks in between scenes to keep them hard (rarely the same person who sucks his dick on-scene).

Many porn flicks displays scenes of animalistic sex for up to 45-60 minutes. Do you really think the girl (or guy) can last that long? They actually take a lot of breaks, with several girls coming from behind scene to keep the guy aroused. These are the buffers.

by Rob Ta August 2, 2008

buffer smoke

Smoking a cigarette while your browser is buffering a video from the internet.

Let's grab a buffer smoke and then watch South Park.

by 003Labs June 23, 2008

Buifelbufids

1. (interjection) an expression used when one does not know how to reply or react to an awkward or uncomfortable question or statement.
2. (noun) female hair of unsightly color

1. "I memorized your schedule, because I like to stalk people."
"Buifelbufids."
2. "Maybe if your brush your buifelbufids, it will look a little bit better."

by RyTy December 9, 2008

Buffalo Drift

A method of driving a car in heavy snow, where the driver turns corners by executing low-speed, controlled skids, much like a slow donut. Popular in Buffalo, New York, the method derives its name from the movie "Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift", with the obvious change.

Not for the faint of heart, those who have been drinking heavily, or non-expert drivers. A poorly-executed Buffalo Drift may result in catastrophic damage to your car, other cars, street signs, or pedestrians, and may summon the pigs.

"Dude, it's snowing really hard outside, I was totally rocking the Buffalo Drift on my way over here!"

by Wild Buffalo Bill January 13, 2009

buffalo

A male lot lizard. one who frequents truck stops looking for sex

I parked my truck at the rest stop and a damn buffalo came up wanting to give me a bj!

by trucker jim August 7, 2013