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Hot Air Balloon

The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.
Prrrrtttt (fart)- Whoa! The hot air balloon came outta nowhere.
by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020
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Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
by John pipes March 5, 2024
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Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014
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Glue balloons

We should add it.

N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons
by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024
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Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
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Ballooning

When you blow into a woman’s vagina and fill up her gut with air making it almost look like a small balloon is in her gut.
Guy 1: hey bro guess what I did to my girlfriend last night
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.
by Biggie cheeze February 22, 2021
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Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.
Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.
by Sassy emoji December 20, 2015
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