When you find a hot, seemingly normal but soon to be (or already) homeless girl, move her in with you, knock her up and then wish you were dead because it was a horrible fucking idea to begin with.
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Guy: YES!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
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