Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)

Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes

by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023

Shalom Alechem

“SHALOM ALECHEM”

A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”

Example:
Johnny: “yo ben”
Ben: “whatsgood”
Johnny: “shalom alechem”
Ben: “fuck you nigger”

by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023

owen and alec

fuckin speds

owen and alec are dumb as shit

by honkytonk69 July 26, 2021

Magn og Aleks lejlighed

Used to describe really disgusting and unhygienic apartments.

"Eww, that apartment looks like Magn og Aleks lejlighed"

by Bunnerlol October 20, 2021

Lawrence angel zach alec

Beautiful Pastry chef

Wow thiers lawrence angel zach alec hes making banging cakes what a dude

by babadoodo November 23, 2021

Liquid Captain AlecxTSD

A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.

No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL

by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 March 8, 2023

Alex Vs. Aleks

Alex vs. Aleks is a philosophical question that asks if Alex has any correlation with the hit math website, ALEKS. This started during a game of jackbox rap battles in which dev said the verse “go home to alex and go do your aleks!”. this sparked an intense debate that ended with fire and fury, and has been a running gag in various media ever since. There has also been the possible explanation, called the “Lewis Paradox”, which theorizes that they are one and the same because they both have to do with math and are cared for deeply, which makes them essentially the same. This has attracted the attention of many Nihilist philosophers who believe that the question point out the meaningless and sameness of humanity as a whole. Due to the unsolved answer to the question, it is often asked if one could “explain it again” to recall certain details of the question. It is possible that we may never know the answer to Alex Vs. Aleks.

“Do you know the answer to Alex vs. Aleks”?

“Nah. could you explain it again?”

by RandomGuy1245 April 17, 2025