A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.
Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!
by Tomazio July 19, 2007
The Alaskan Snowdragon is already a very, very high profile prank to play on your significant others. The Western Alaskan Snowdragon is where instead of yelling that you have AIDS/HIV, you yell “My Cum is nuclear!”, which will cause more than the normal Alaskan Snowdragon
by maasskkeedyoyo September 18, 2021
Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010
When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.
by Stevonne Tan January 24, 2006
After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
by Princess Buzzkill December 02, 2010
An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.
Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"
by MLCD April 17, 2011
Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"
Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"
Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"
by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010