Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target

I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.

by yоshi March 6, 2014

adoptive identical twin

Someone who is the smarter one of identical twins,hence the term.

Brock is Uriah's adoptive identical twin, since Brock won a medal at high school graduation and Uriah did not,Brock was always on the honor roll while Uriah never was,and finally,Brock went to college while Uriah just worked after high school.
Musa is Harun's adoptive identical twin, since Musa won a medal at high school graduation and Harun did not,and Musa always made dean's list while Harun never did.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

Vanishing Twin Syndrome

This phenomenon happens when a woman is expecting twins, but one of the twins in the pregnant woman's womb disappears or vanishes. This happens as a result of a miscarriage of one of the twins. The dead fetal tissues of the miscarriaged twin is absorbed by the other twin, placenta, or the mother causing it to vanish. Instead of having twins, the woman will have only one baby.

Dad: "I can't wait to have twins! I'm going to be the happiest dad in the world!"
Mom: "I'm so sorry hun, the doctor told me I have vanishing twin syndrome. One of the twins absorbed the other one."

Dwight Schrute: "When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

by Undeveloped Peanut September 10, 2020

Bitch Ass Twins

A set of twins that act like bitches, and always talk shit.

You see those twins named Jaz and Jae? Yeah that the definition of bitch ass twins.

by Thekiddofromthepiddle July 18, 2016

adopted identical twin

Someone who is one of identical twins,but is the less intelligent of the twins,hence the term.

Uriah is Brock's adopted identical twin brother,because,unlike Brock,Uriah did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,never made the honor roll,unlike Brock,and finally,unlike Brock,Uriah did not go to college but instead decided to work after high school.

Harun is Musa's adopted identical twinbrother,since Harun,unlike Musa,did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,nor did he ever make dean's list in college,unlike Musa.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

black thunder twins

Twin brothers in this case black who think they can run game but end up getting played simular to male thots

Girl look at them those are the black thunder twins peddling on their bikes.., gee i wonder what happened to tbeir car

by chevycarsntrucks October 14, 2015

Twin Tower Power

A very sacred ritual, performed by Arabian suicide bombers that has been around since September 11th 2001. This is when you are accidentally boning a baddie whiles she screams to Allah in the back of a Benz. When your cock accidentally slips out of the pussy, causing it to curve into the Portuguese chocolate crack of the ass, also known as the two towers. Simultaneously, she screams Allah Akbar to indicate that the ritual has been completed. Also I hate niggas.

"Yo this bitch was screaming Allah Akbar when I gave her the Twin Tower Power last night, my NIGGA."
"Mrs. Bowen is looking at me like she wants me to give her some Twin Tower Power ,my NIGGA!"
"Mark Gallagher said 'good girl,' wanting to insert some Twin Tower Power onto some underage females, my NIGGA!"
"Bubby's big delicious Longaniza rested on my skin. Bless Allah I am about to receive some Twin Tower Power, from an actual NIGGA. Oh I almost forgot, my NIGGA!"
"Oscar Rodriguez performed a Twin Tower Power while singing the Friday song. Ummm, he was fucking an underage 7th grader. Also, my NIGGA!"

by Cumlicker9000 February 12, 2023