Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet

Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*

by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024

Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.

by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024

Pickle Jon

The amazing pickle god that doesn’t mean anything it that you will worship for the rest of your life or top hat dog will come after you!

I love pickle Jon!

by CaptainRiceTree July 12, 2024

Chin Jon

Chin Jon is a meme about the famous character ''Peter Griffin'' being depicted as the president of china. Chin Jon was competing with Quagmire for leadership of china. Quagmire attempted to assasinate chin jon by ordering that all fat people shall be killed...but chin jon being the awesome leader he is, survived this attack and now he rules china and the chinese citizens are very content with this.

Person 1: ''Dude, i can't believe chin jon survived the chin jon assasination attempt!''
Person 2: ''Yeah bruh, that's our glorious leader of china for you.''

by GoonerMyGoober July 24, 2024

Jon Kolbert

Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.

I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.

I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog August 11, 2024

Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Jon Stewart

Hottest Man in America

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025