a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.
He's definitely The Jon-a-thon
by TheSancho December 30, 2010
Get the The Jon-a-thonmug. by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
Get the Jon sturtzmug. Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
Get the Monkey Jonmug. Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans
by jondoee August 13, 2022
Get the pulling a Jonmug. jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."
by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008
Get the Jon Gilliammug. by Bevan July 20, 2008
Get the The Jon Omug. Jon is a great person.He truly cares about you,he will never let you down and he will always try to make you feel happy when you pout.He will sometimes make fun of you but he will then try hes best to cheer you back up.Deep down in his heart he cares deeply and loves you unconditionally.Treasure him forever and dont take advantage of him because he will be hurt.Dont depend on him either.Be the best person you can to him and make sure not to affend him.He will love you no matter what,as friends or more.
by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021
Get the Jonmug.