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Jon

A term derived from a slang in ghana, refering to a person who is acting a fool. A person performing a silly act.
«Look at his Jon»
by ChairmanNoBiza January 28, 2022
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Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.
I was railed by Jon last night!
by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021
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Jon Ball

The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".
Bro, did you "Jon Ball" her lastnight?
by Jdtodd July 6, 2017
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
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jon

lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14
by no12345676543 February 27, 2024
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jon

everyones fav dilf
“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”
by jonfangirl March 2, 2024
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The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.
I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.
by imsoinsane February 3, 2017
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