when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.
by Brenjt October 16, 2006
Get the donkey sausagemug. by beeznutz1 February 21, 2010
Get the donkey jacketmug. While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.
" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..
by MADELINEB January 27, 2008
Get the DONKEY PUNCHmug. Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.
1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.
2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.
1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.
2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.
TRUE DEFINITION THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOREVER
1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.
2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.
1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.
2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.
by TrueDefs November 25, 2004
Get the donkey punch!mug. A female, thought to have slept with all of the opposite sex in one city; thus requiring them to move in order to find fresh partners.
by Van Noss October 15, 2009
Get the Ho-Donkeymug. A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.
Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .
The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .
The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.
by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009
Get the donkey lordmug. The loud obnoxius person in the office that does not know they are the loud obnoxius person. Also chews gum with their mouth open and is very annoying to everyone in the office environment.
"Have you met the new girl Annie today, Bob?" "Yeah, you mean that office donkey she's one annoying bitch.
by xxHouse82xx May 8, 2011
Get the office donkeymug.