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Wanton Wonton

When a guy named don refuses to admit he was wrong.
"Don was being super wanton wonton about the words wonton and wanton"
by Xplay3r July 7, 2020
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Wanton Wonton Whoriental Whoral

Lustfully gluttonous, Life's good, when you're chunky and chinky, mouth chocked full of dinner, mouth choking full of dick.

Gawk, Guac are the sounds when the Gook gags.
4WD.o.c. stands for Wanton Wonton whoriental whoral Doctor of chiropractic. Starts with Bone ends with R, is what she specializes in "adjusting". Both doctor and patient will reach their own happy endings after she pops and softens very stiff crotch pelvis area. Loosen up the lower limbs, charlie horse looking, cock hardness limp. She goes by @jackieareal on her social medias.
by Jackieareal May 11, 2024
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Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.
I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).
by Db-Skis December 3, 2017
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Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.
Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.
by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011
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the Arabian wonton

the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.

if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?

yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
by licktard January 18, 2023
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wonton

A typical English person, or somebody from the USA, Australia or NZ, who speaks only one language. i.e. one tongue. Sure, there are other nations around the world like that, but not many, probably due to English's status as the current world language. p.s. I'm a recovering ex Englishman, but gladly no longer a wonton.
He's a real wonton, that Londoner.
by namestillfree February 23, 2022
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wonton cruelty

When you buy a boatload of Chinese food and don't let your friends have any.
Even though I was really hungry and you had five pounds of Chinese food, you wouldn't give me any. That's wonton cruelty!
by Chunks the Dog December 20, 2022
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