weeping like a mofo

When you have had the Craic so much the night before your nose erupts like Mt. Vesuvius the next day!

BP: Hey AV how's the craic
AV: Weindish I'm still weeping like a mofo all over my keyboard!

by Hickman Bacon April 15, 2008

Carolina Weeping Willow

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.

Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

by Tpiston90 February 4, 2017

ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong

The universal greeting, as stated in Transformers the Movie.

"Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. BAH WEEP GRA NA WEEP NINNY BONG!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

Weep-O-Meter

The thing that is the Weep-O-Meter is that it measures how hard you cry at a movie,at birth,etc. There are 5 grades.

Grade 1 = No crying
Grade 2 = Sadness felt inside
Grade 3 = Silent crying,you will tear for real
Grade 4 = Real,normal audible crying
Grade 5 = WWAAAAAHHH *floods with tears* ohhhh NOOOOOOO *30 mins later* *sobs* eeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

(back in the mid-90s)
Guy1:Dude! DUDE!!! Did you saw that brand spanking new The Lion King?
Guy2:Yes,the part when Mufasa died caused a 3 on the Weep-O-Meter for me. That was sad,but I'm strong...
Guy1:*sobs* not flashbacks again... I g-got 5...

by NonBad February 26, 2020

you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

by woror October 3, 2017

The Burmese weeping dog's anus

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

by Melabetch March 26, 2016