by vicky p April 22, 2006
by Shtoink April 30, 2007
Tall, Someone who generally towers over their surroundings, opposite of vertically challenged, generally a slang term used in the San Francisco Bay Area but commonly used outside of it as well. Usually used in a humorous or joking sense.
Elaina: "Damn everyone is so tall here! I feel so short..."
Spencer: "Nah it's ok we're just vertically superior"
Spencer: "Nah it's ok we're just vertically superior"
by vertically superior December 09, 2009
The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.
I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.
by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017
A vertical smile is another word for vagina. If a closed smile is turned 90 degrees it resembles a vagina, giving you the term vertical smile.
I saw her vertical smile open up and next thing i knew she was pregnant.
Dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.
Dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.
by Anna C August 11, 2006
When one lifts their cup of any alcoholic beverage from the standard horizontal position, to the vertical position perpendicular to ground level increasing the flow of the alcoholic beverage which results in severe intoxication.
by oitsscubasteve April 03, 2009
A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.
"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"
by austicoatk October 04, 2011