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Twatwaffle

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.

To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.
My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.
by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019
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Twatwaffle

Person that’s a total twat and clearly eats all the waffles for breakfast
Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too
by Layyylaaaaaa January 22, 2020
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Cumdumpster twatwaffle

A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.
by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020
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Twatwaffle

A name to call someone when your are angry or feeling emotions.
*DRIVING ALONE*
*SOMEONE CUTS INFRONT OF ME*
YOU TWATWAFFLE
by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 20, 2020
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