Twatwaffle

1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*

2) Republican Senator Rand Paul

*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little

Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle

by TalaIsil March 4, 2021

Twatwaffle

When someone is a disgusting, obtuse, hateful female that is so done you need to just stick a fork in them.

“Jill is such a twatwaffle. She really just needs to shut the fuck up.”

by SorryToDisappointYou April 30, 2021

Twatwaffle

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.

Christopher James fortson aka (CJ) is nothing but a MEGA twatwaffle

by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025

Twatwaffle

Someone who says things that are unnecessarily rude and offensive.
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Word created by some ai bot of Ryan Bergara

"He's such a twatwaffle for calling me that!"
"You are such a twatwaffle for calling her outfit 'hideous!'"

by xy-z July 15, 2023

Twatwaffle

A person a self importance. Mostly delusional with little tolerance for people who disagree.

President Twatwaffle today announced a student loan forgiveness program as long as that person serves to clean up any nuclear waste.

by Cliftonnewjersee1205! February 26, 2026