Slow Turtle

Colby Mekiliesky

Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.

by Suscammy December 9, 2018

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turtle cupping

The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.

I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam

by Master of the pooniverse November 16, 2010

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The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

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Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!

by Chowberski December 15, 2019

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When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.

My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.

by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020

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