turtles

Used in Hawaii as a slang for 'thirty' when telling time.

John Doe: What time you start tomorrow?
Jane Doe: Oh, five turtles, you?
John Doe: Nine turtles, but I get of at 3!

by Kalikus808 January 10, 2011

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

turtles

Used instead of "thirty" when saying half past the hour.

friend 1: What time is it?
friend 2: It's three turtles.
friend 1: Thanks.

by maryJAHne November 3, 2010

turtles having sex

a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.

I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.

by tothebloody March 28, 2009

I like turtles

I like turtles.

Omg I like turtles.

by stinky fart rat August 27, 2017

Ninja Turtles

In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”

''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

I like turtles

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

by Nermine February 27, 2017