Facebook Tumbleweed

The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.
Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
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no response....

Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'
by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011
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mexican tumbleweed

The act of shaving your genitals then glueing the hair to your partners genitals with your cum.
Yo john lemme give you a Mexican tumbleweed
I gave Lucy a Mexican tumbleweed last night
by Sexy Finnish guy June 22, 2017
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Urban Tumbleweed

A rolling ball of street garbage. Urban Tumbleweed contains spent 9mm casings, ripped-out hair weaves, empty pizza boxes, used condoms, malt liquor bottles, pepper spray cans and severed fingers.
After she tore out that bitch's weave it got caught up in the Urban Tumbleweed.
by ranchdippingsauce May 14, 2012
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philadelphia tumbleweed

A hair weave, defined as such because Philly is bountiful of discarded weaves in the streets, gutters and subways.
"What's that on your head?"

"My new Philadelphia tumbleweed! You like?"
by BOH! January 30, 2008
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Tumbleweed Tourette's

A condition where the sufferer is afflicted by telling unfunny jokes, seemingly at random intervals, that fall flat and leave you waiting for the Tumbleweed to roll by... a socially awkward person.
Oh God, his Tumbleweed Tourette's has struck again...
by Blitzgeist April 23, 2016
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Pube Tumbleweed

The little ball of pubes you get when you shave your pubes and bunch them up. One may throw this at his/her friends or use it to film a western movie shootout scene.
Jerry threw the Pube Tumbleweed at his mom because she said his dick was tiny.
by Sukov Blyatovich January 08, 2018
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Tendernob Tumbleweed

A consolidated ball of a pigeon's down feathers, which gently rolls throughout the streets and sidewalks.

An urban equivalent (specifically the San Francisco neighborhood bordering Nob Hill & the Tenderloin, highly populated by pigeons) to the North American tumbleweed (Salsola pestifera) found in rural desert environments.
1. Tendernob tumbleweeds were swirling around my feet, carried by strong ocean driven breeze as the sun set on yet another bustling day in a towering city.

2. "Heads up bro, tendernob tumblweeds blowing your way, 12 o'clock."
by ScottPargett September 11, 2009
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