The words screamed and the action taken as one puts their hands down the pants of a partner, friend, or stranger and fondles them while laughing histerically.
My girlfriend was mad when i gave her a random TSA screening but all my friends thought it was funny.
by smithcmau December 21, 2010
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Get the TSA mug.Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
by Streuth December 2, 2019
Get the TSA Promise mug.The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.
The TSA is as full of shit as cops.
by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
Get the TSA mug.When your company says they fought hard for a raise - but knew there wasn’t enough money in the budget and a reduction in pay was coming.
So you get a raise for the last 3 months of one fiscal year and then they pull it back as the new fiscal year starts…then initiate a cut in pay, essentially wiping out your pay raise and even making you poorer.
So you get a raise for the last 3 months of one fiscal year and then they pull it back as the new fiscal year starts…then initiate a cut in pay, essentially wiping out your pay raise and even making you poorer.
Person 1: Hey, did you see we are getting a TSA Pay Raise this year?
Person 2: Yea, here comes 3 months of pay at the rate we deserve and then a fiscal year take back followed by a reduction in pay.
Person 1: There goes my morale. I think I’m going to try being a truck driver.
Person 2: Yea, here comes 3 months of pay at the rate we deserve and then a fiscal year take back followed by a reduction in pay.
Person 1: There goes my morale. I think I’m going to try being a truck driver.
by No Tango and no Cash September 13, 2023
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Get the Tsa Feleezyy mug."ah shit the TSA wants me" guy 1
"dude its a girl she'll grab your dick and make you cum" guy 2
"but my wife's got guy and we're in the same room" guy 1
"well a foursome ain't bad. i-its like a real life porno" guy 2
"im getting laid" guy 1
"dude its a girl she'll grab your dick and make you cum" guy 2
"but my wife's got guy and we're in the same room" guy 1
"well a foursome ain't bad. i-its like a real life porno" guy 2
"im getting laid" guy 1
by bigdickdaddycreampie March 11, 2022
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