roughing the diamond

Female masturbation, soley stimulating the clitorus

Rachel was highly embarrassed when Adam walked in on her roughing the diamond

by Sped64 February 10, 2006

Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.

"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."

by b-sleazy September 28, 2008

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

Touching Grass

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

trouting

the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.

The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.

person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME

by airstrike78 February 10, 2010

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004