Grabbing a partner and a breadstick, you stick the breadstick 2cm into both of your anus' and play tug of war, loser then has to consume the breadstick and wash it down with a glass of semen.
by Angular Apples October 1, 2023
Get the Dirty Tormad mug.When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.
You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.
by Frandango April 21, 2025
Get the mock-torian mug.