Crimp

A strong dominant male who will protect his woman folk and will beat anyone man that gets in his way with the words "let me tell you something!"

Oh no here comes Crimp, I heard he pushed a child down the stairs

by Tomg707 December 2, 2021

Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Crimps

Seafood Shrimp.

"Waitress; yo' bring me some mo' CRIMPS"

by CiciPanda August 30, 2020

crimp

A person who has no mental capacity to process their own thoughts and beliefs and blindly follow the things they are told by others.

A scum, degenerate, or generally bitchy or annoying person.

Random: kill all men

Me: you're a fucking crimp

by ahMaybe July 7, 2021

crimping my vibe

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"

Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.

by falsefox April 7, 2023