Dirty Tripod

The act of licking one's own anus for entertainment, hygiene, sport, or pleasure.
If I could do the "Dirty Tripod" I would never leave the house.
by Gimpdog December 6, 2007
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Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!
Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.
by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009
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Corn Cob Tripod

When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.
My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.
by Ferris Dean August 18, 2008
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Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!
by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011
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Tripod Funny

A inside joke consisting of 3 inside jokes combined...Hence the Tripod Funny
1.I see evaporation
2.I'm pulling my eyelids
3.silly rabbit kids are for trix

I see evaporation while im pulling my eyelids..you silly rabbit kids are for trix! <Thats the Tripod Funny
by amigop March 4, 2009
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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tripod

matthew's cock
matthew haS A FUCKING tripoD
by ligma6969696 March 8, 2022
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