white mystery

Cum, jizz, semen, etc. etc

I just ate a white air head and it reminded me of your white mystery

by Dean from Champaign April 14, 2007

mystery bus

A bus which comes to a bar or pub, when your in the toilets after about your 10th or 11th pint, and whisks away all the swamp donkeys, and leaves all the beautiful people behind.

"Well John, the mystery bus has certainly done it's round"

by Yuli March 10, 2004

mystery nugget

Referring to an individual defecating and/or on one's self or others. May or may not be sexual. Also can have random occurrences, often fun to do at a water park with butt pirates. It is an insult to be dubbed a mystery nugget to African Americans. To be called a mystery nugget one should respond with a smile.

I haven't mystery nuggeted in a while

by Cool Kat and H Dawg May 28, 2010

Mystery Chum

A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.

Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.

Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"

Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"

Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"

Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"

by mysterchummaker September 6, 2009

mystery smack

That goo inside a girl's panties that can't be agreed upon of exactly what it's make up is or what origin it's from.

She had mystery smack from front to back of her panties.

by Philbo satterbama November 8, 2020

Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

Mysterious Monkey

Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.

Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.

by Work Head December 1, 2018