brain freeze meltdown

Toddler temper tantrum resulting from an ice cream-induced headache.

Why is Jacob crying?" "He's in the middle of a brain freeze meltdown."

by Dr. JJL July 7, 2011

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

by concise32 January 13, 2009

Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.

Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016

Marini Meltdown

The act of losing one’s shit. To have a complete meltdown and lose one’s cool.

Dan missed a 4 foot putt on 18 and had a full on Marini Meltdown.

by Jewwy January 16, 2024

Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)

Yasmin Cordero, while what can appear as an unimportant side character, actually served a very important part of the movie's plot. When Sid the Sloth went through his emotional breakdown on the iceberg midway through the film, Yasmin Cordero stood in the back, and smiled at Sid, which encouraged Sid to keep going. Yasmin Cordero's kind spirit is what allowed the hero of the movie to fight through his emotional breakdown.

Thank you, Ms. Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)!! - Sid the Sloth

by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024

patty meltdown

Having a meltdown while eating a burger.

Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.

by Beebum January 7, 2015

phase 5 meltdown

The highest attainable level of detachment from mental stability, and social awareness, usually marked by intense fits of rage, and irrational behaviours

Everybody better leave before I have a phase 5 meltdown

by Loganic soup February 11, 2017