Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho)

One who feels the need to post scantily clad photos of themself on a daily basis just to piss off the frenemies on their friend list and maybe grab some attention while they are at it.

*to show off your goods and you know it's good so you don't care what the haters say.

Example:

Molly says: did you see her profile picture? What the.....she's a Fa-Ho.

Cindy says: I know-what a "Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho)"

by Surfer Mommi November 7, 2011

ho ray, ho-ray

ho ray = Enormous Intergalactic Hosebeast of a Woman. Whore. Ruthless. Heartless.

"Ready the Ho-ray! Here's Comes Carolyn!"

by princess_fitz June 22, 2005

HO De Do Ho De Do Ho De Do

The sound heard when three black guys are trying to catch an elevator.

I heard Ho De Do Ho De Do Ho De DO, and quickly hit the close button.

by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 2, 2004

Coe chi ho ho

Coe chi ho ho is my babies mother Kyle Mone.

Yo, coe chi ho ho don't forget you don't even want child support cause you bread winners.

by Polish Problem November 7, 2017

Ho Ho Tidy

Word used to describe a nice looking girl, invented by the late George Beattie Snr of Blairgowrie, Perthshire

Look at that young girl over there’s she is a little HO Ho Tidy

by GB2025 July 22, 2025

ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

ho ho ho

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.

The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.

by bitchuck December 24, 2024