A Happy Fireman is a sexual practice that involves a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.
by EmilyAnne716 May 22, 2008
by uiustudent February 16, 2007
During intercourse, both intercoursees are smothered in oil, hence enhancing the sexual experience. It is at this point that the male leans upon a lit scented candle, thus engulfing the couple in flames. This often ends in a fulfilling night along with 3rd degree burns.
Man is lying in hospital...
DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche
DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche
by Banterbus October 16, 2009
Ingredients: Pubes, Penis, Bacardi 151, Computer, Lighter.
Time: 4 Months
Steps:
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Time: 4 Months
Steps:
1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.
2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.
3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.
4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.
5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.
Person 1: Why does Pete's Desk have burnt marks on it?
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.
by Hairflipsarecool February 24, 2010
The manliest of parties. Any party can be a fireman party so long as the following events occur and can be verified:
1. The individual has to do cocaine off of a woman's back while penetrating from behind.
2. The individual must go home with said woman.
3. The individual must black out and wake up inexplicably wearing fireman's boots in a strange woman's house.
Aside- In no way are ferrets involved in this party.
1. The individual has to do cocaine off of a woman's back while penetrating from behind.
2. The individual must go home with said woman.
3. The individual must black out and wake up inexplicably wearing fireman's boots in a strange woman's house.
Aside- In no way are ferrets involved in this party.
Person 1: Hey man let's finish off the semester right with the party to end all parties.
Person 2: Dude, it's going to have to be fireman party.
Girl 1: I'll grab the coke and fireman boots.
Person 2: Dude, it's going to have to be fireman party.
Girl 1: I'll grab the coke and fireman boots.
by Sexy Longbottoms October 17, 2010
During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
by Hellvig September 22, 2020
while engaging in vaginal intercourse before ejaculation the male pulls out a lighter and sets the womans pubis a flame and puts it out with his cum!!!!!!!!
lastnight was so fun cause kodys mom lets me do the alaskan fireman on her!
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore
by hillybillydonkey March 13, 2020