DITTO

When you call someone an idiot or stupid

Human 1: I dont know what to do...
Human 2: ARE U AN DITTO

by Your mum says so March 3, 2021

ditto

who the fuck says ditto it is 2021

chad:I just took the fattest shit
Brad: ditto

by ChiefKeefsDraco March 16, 2021

Ditto

Big d!ck

Hey, you have a big ditto ;)

by DO U ??? March 19, 2021

Ditto

"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"

his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...

Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."

"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."

by smartass whiteboy June 17, 2023

ditto

the pokemon: The cutest thing ever no other opinoins allowed
the word: same

a:hello
b:hello
a:is it just me or is the urban dictionarys description of ayden great
b:ditto

by search how to find chuck noris March 30, 2023

Ditto

Happens to be the name of a really neat person who does amazing art and whatnot. really nice and funny 2

Yo Ditto can you pleaseee show me eyeball man again

stfu

by MariusJ January 23, 2023

Ditto

The best Pokemon EVER!! It's so cute and fluffy, and you can hug it like a freaking plushie, it's just freaking so cuteeeee, and its even better when it's shiny!!!! If you ever get a Ditto, you can always tranfer it to me via my friend code: LZEVLXZYSBMC

Person One: Oh, yay! I caught a Ditto!
Person Two: Really? Can I have it?
Person One: No.

by Interdream January 23, 2024